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The littile old lady and a banker.

A little old lady went into The Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted on speaking with the president of the bank. Because she was a little old lady and it was such a lot of money, they were finally able to get her in to the president's office.

He asked her how much she would like to deposit. She said she had $165,000 and then she dumped the money out onto his desk. The president, surprised, was curious to know how she came by so much cash. "I make bets." she replied. The president asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"

"Well," said the little old lady, "for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win with that kind of bet!" The old lady quickly responded, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure!" said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square!" The little old lady said, "Okay, but since there's a lot of money involved, is it okay with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am to witness?" "Absolutely!" said the president.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet, and spent a long time in front of the mirror checking his balls; turning from side to side, again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure there was no way his balls were square.

Next morning, at 10 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet. The president agreed to the bet again, and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could see. The president did so. The old lady looked closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well.......okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Then he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong with your lawyer?" he asked. The little old lady replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10 am today I'd have the Bank of Canada President's balls in my hands."

THE NEW MALAYSIAN POEM


Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

I was very busy….I put together general catalogs w Graham products in 1 Graham ‘book’ coz next Tuesday (9/8/05) my boss bring them to JW Marroitt, KL.

At 12 later, I go back. My dad sent my mum to bus station coz my mum goes to see her friend in KL and her friend gives free 4 tickets (Org China dance and sing) to my mum. Date ticket – 7/8/05.

I take sempat watch NTV7 – Yu-Go-Oh at 12 later.

Budak white roh sebenar jahat still lwn with Yugi roh sebenar…..

At last, budak white roh sebenar roh saw his card from his ‘alat simpan cards’ and he smiled!

Budak white roh sebenar jahat said, ‘U tentu tak dpt lwn my card!!’

Yugi sebenar roh kejut and worry……..

Really budak white roh sebenar jahat’s card is very hebat than Yugi roh sebenar’s card?????!

Then I take nap….before I and my dad go to Giant.

After that, I and my dad went to Giant. I tak dpt see Star Ocean Ex, Grander Mushashi.

I and my dad bought handwash peach, 2 biscuits, big shampoo Sunsilk, penunt ‘butter’ for eat bread with it, 3 in 1 soap, 2 oils, big Domino for wash clothes, 2 killer nyamuk, 1 box of green many round, 2 chesse, butter for eat bread with it and 4 in 1 tisus.

I eat free sample nuggest and others…..Delicous……

I bought Conan Edisi Khas 25…..but no Conan Edisi Khas 23 and 24….very sad…….

No new comic or comic continue…..

After that, my dad and me go home…

At 6 pm later, I watch TV2 - Power Rangers Time Force

Monster – Woman Monster (I tak know what her kuasa)

But after I watch TV, I think maybe Woman Monster try to damage Red Ranger’s dad’s business.

Funny story – Woman Monster lets Power Rangers damaged her!

Maybe Woman Monster feels sorry and kesal…….

I fold clothes which dah dry.

I iron my clothes coz tomorrow I go to church.

At 9am, I watch Astro 10 – Earthesa.

Earthesa very hebat!!!!

Earthesa about story - ahli sihir young man and rahib girl damaged Mereka Tak Bernama with tangal dicantumkan again after dulu ahli sihir putus tangal.

Then I sleep…..

I woke up at 6 am and put dirty clothes in washing machine and I go to bathroom for few minutes.

After that, I rendam my dirty clothes in basins coz evening I will wash them.

After clothes washed, I hung clothes to dry.

At 8.30 am, I watch Astro 4 – Rocket Kidz

Monster – Butterfly Monster can make things fly with use her ‘powder’ and things’ sides appear 2 wings.

Rocket Kidz damaged Butterfly Monster.

Their faces very funny! I was very laugh.

At 9 am, I watch Astro 4 – Star Ocean Ex

Start meet – Man kacak kuning and girl blue meet woman purple who can make fire, wind and lighting.

Girl blue scared of bats! Woman purple scared of ulat!

Girl blue jealous of woman purple coz woman purple goda man kacak kuning!

Woman purple jaya get box with their helping from hidden building and monster with wings attacked them but woman purple damaged them!….but I think maybe woman purple said, ‘My diary!’ Girl blue and man kacak kuning jatuh!

At 9.30 am, I watch Astro 4 – Princess 9

Girl kuning resigned from model coz she feels bersalah terhadap girl handal baseball.

Wartaman take photo of girl handal and 2 children (boy and girl) which girl handal saved them.

Girl wear glasses’s dad read newspaper and he angrys……

Girl wear glasses told her father…….

Other people wait for her dad to decide to bubar girls baseball coz other people don’t like them….

But her dad told them long story……he said girls baseball can terus play…..other people shocked!!!!

At last, other people clapped……

So girls baseball were very happy….

At 10 am, I watch TV3 – X-Men Evolution

Gambit said, ‘Card bertuah is u.’ Gambit and Rogue in train (Gambit tankap Rogue when Rogue walks to school).

Gambit used Rogue (she tak know) to save his dad walaupun Gambit don’t likes her dad but he is his dad.

Rogue dah tahu his niat to use her for save his dad coz Gambit cuai sentuh her hand (her hand can make pple faint and read pple’s thought)!

Rogue was very angry…..but after that, she saves Gambit and his dad….

But they hadap sedikit masalah coz bad 2 pple and their friends.

But Storm saves them coz Nightclawer looked for Rogue coz she tak go to school.

After Nightclawer saw Wolverwine, he suspects and looked for Rogue and found her bad and smell her bag….

Wolverwine told Proffroser X about Gambit and Rogue….

So Proffroser X, Wolverwine, Storm, Jean and Cylops go to look for Rogue and Gambit….

So they safe after their boat boomed…..

Rogue said, ‘I want to be with X-Men.’

Gambit said to Rogue while he gave her Card bertuah, ‘U will be safe coz ada ambil berat terhadap u.’

Gambit and his dad walked away…..

Rogue open her hand and saw Card Bertuah and she smiled……

At 5pm , my family and me went to library Shah Alam to return books and ada ‘cupboard’ for return books if pple don’t have time and pple can return books in ‘cupboard’.

I unable to watch Samurai X, Zeroman and Mircoman........

After that, my family and me went to KL. My family have dinner there beside ‘dewan persembahan’.

After dinner, my family and me go into ‘dewan persembahn’ and watched cute girls dance beautifully…….

A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and

visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. "Don't forget your Sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass." They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them. And remember that "Sisters" also means your girlfriends, your daughters, and other women relatives too. You'll need other women. Women always do."

'What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought.

'Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup. Surely my husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!

But she listened to her Mother. She kept contact with her Sisters and made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her Mom really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries upon a woman, Sisters are the mainstays of her life. After almost 50 years of living in this world, here is what I've learned:

Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Love waxes and wanes.
Hearts break.
Careers end.
Jobs come and go.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Men don't call when they say they will.

BUT Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A Sister is never farther away than needing her can reach.

When you have to walk that lonesome valley, and you have to walk it for yourself, your Sisters will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you. Or come in and carry you out.

My mother, sister, sister-in-laws, and "girlfriends", bless my life!

The world wouldn't be the same without them, and neither would I.

When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the
incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead.

Nor did we know how much we would need each other. Every day, we need each other still.

I work…..I still send invitation card (by email and post)….I very tired!

After finish work, I go home….

I eat my lunch. My 3^rd sis go to her school for receive gift for her good SPM. My mum and dad go there. I am alone in my house.

I write story or what I did on old paper so I type this on Microsoft Word then later or next few days or I have free time. When I have free time, I go online Internet and copy and copy my story to my blog.

At 5pm, I watch TV2 – Star Ocean Ex.

Man kacak blue saves man misai from monsters and man misai cerita 2 man kacak blue. Man kacak blue looks surprised and he understands.

Woman purple saves budak girl from 3 robbers. 3 robbers adalah pembantu curi pedang org kpd orang jahat berniat curi pedang org.

3 robbers curi pedang datuk! Girl cam pedang org jahat yg curi and demand pulang it! Org jahat and 3 robbers laugh! Man kuning said let it coz maybe tak ada bukti. Girl very sad!

Datuk budak girl cerita 2 woman purple, man with 2 nagas, budak girl brown. girl blue and man kacak kuning about kehebatan pedang.

Datuk ialah pembuat pedang.

Datuk nampak man kacak kuning’s pedang and ask him about pinjam his pedang sekejap.

So he pinjam. Datuk tengok his pedang and said, ‘Pedang bagus! I can make ur pedang better! All right?’ Man kacak kuning said ok.

After he make his pedang better, man kacak kuning latih his pedang…….

He and his friends go to pertanding lawan for register him and man with 2 nagas. Org tugas register said his name….Man kacak kuning and his friends surprised and saw man kacak blue…..

At 5.30pm, I watch Grander Mushashi.

Episode dulu, budak purple jahat ‘kill’ telur blue bird and serap bird’s kuasa and blue bird jadi black! Budak purple jahat jaya….but Bird Black terlalu kuat for him until boom!

Budak topi vs girl cina…..Maybe budak topi and girl cina seri….(I lupa)…

Budak hutan get Bird Black coz he saw budak purple try to find it but Master angry and bawa budak purple and org away.

But Bird Black terlalu kuat for him! Bird Black bawa budak hutan to budak topi. Budak hutan shouts, ‘Help me! Help me!’

Budak topi saves budak hutan with cut tali with his pancing blue dolphin and Bird Black kembali kpd budak topi and Bird Black jadi Blue Bird! Budak topi very happy!

At 6pm, I watch TV2 – Power Rangers Force Time.

Monster – Monster can menyamar anyone!

Few minutes, I tak dpt tgk TV coz my family and me go out to eat dinner and go to Giant.

No new comic or comic continue….

Then my family and me go home and I sleep…